8 songs that never should have been made

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Published: Thursday, October 11, 2012

Updated: Thursday, October 11, 2012 21:10

View the story "8 songs that never should've been made" on Storify8 songs that never should've been madeThere are major successes, chart-toppers and club favorites...but then there are these songs.Storified by Stephen Green · Thu, Oct 11 2012 18:48:578) "Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue" -- Toby KeithDon't get me wrong, patriotism is great. But there is a slight (read massive) undertone of obnoxiousness with this song. The first time I listened to it, I ate 17 hamburgers and punched a baby in the face. Why? Because 'Murrica.Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American)tobykeithvevo7) "The Gambler" -- Kenny RogersWhat a pitiful example of what not to do as a gambler. Apparently when I'm sitting at the poker table I shouldn't count my money. Note: After listening to the following song you may experience one or more of the following side-effects: sudden loss of money, insane urge to drink and smoke, rapid growth of fantastic facial hair, and loss of patience for old men on trains.Kenny Rogers - The Gamblerkingduplicate6) "Hollaback Girl" -- Gwen StefaniThis song is terrible. T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. Not that cheerleading songs have always had mass-market appeal, but I'd rather eat a pom-pom through a megaphone than get this song stuck in my head again.Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl (Clean Version)gwenstefanivevo5) "Friday" -- Rebecca Black"Hmmm, how can I put everything that doesn't happen on Friday in one song, make it totally obvious, somehow sneak rap in, and become a major American icon? I know!" -Rebecca BlackFriday - Rebecca Black - Official Music Videorebecca4) "Never Gonna Give You Up" -- Rick Astley This song never should've been made on multiple levels. A) It's not a very enjoyable listening experience. B) People may actually start dancing like him. C) I'm just really tired of Rick-Rolling. Sorry, Rick. </3Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Uprickastleyvevo3) "Don't Stop Believin'" -- JourneyCan there be more of an international hit than this song? I don't. The catchy and inspiring lyrics get people motivated to sing and dance their hearts out. The problem is that some people shouldn't be allowed around a microphone. Torture (n): extreme anguish of the body or mind; agony.Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (Live in Houston)journeyvevo2) "8675309/Jenny" -- Tommy Tutone"Hey, guys. You know what'd be funny? Dialing 867-5309." No...no it is not. Nor is it funny to write that as a fake phone number. In addition, it may be the creepiest way of telling someone you'll call later. Tommy Tutone 867-5309vomitkings121) Ke$haI know this isn't a song. But I felt Ke$ha is a one-note artist, therefore only deserving of one note. She even calls herself trash. I just...I can't deal with it.
To decrease you I.Q. level 10 points, watch the video below.Dinosaur - Kesha (lyrics)tayrahhsaurus

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