2% of Americans think Mitt is short for 'Mittens'

According to poll done by 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair, only 6% of Americans know Mitt Romney's real name

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Published: Thursday, September 6, 2012

Updated: Thursday, September 6, 2012 21:09

View the story "2% of Americans think Mitt is short for 'Mittens'" on Storify2% of Americans think Mitt is short for 'Mittens'According to a poll done by 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair, only 6% of Americans know Mitt Romney's real name.Storified by McKinzie Brocail · Thu, Sep 06 2012 18:04:18Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's real first name is Willard. Willard, like the movie about the sociopath who controls rats from 2003.
"Willard"jetaloneAccording to a poll done by 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair, 2% of Americans thought that Mitt was short for Mittens.2 Percent of Voters Thought Mitt Romney&'s Real Name Is &'Mittens ...Jan 3, 2012 ... Quick: What&'s Mitt Romney&'s real first name? ... According a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll, a 20 percent pluralit...Mittens... as in what you might name a polydactyl cat -a cat with extra toes on its paw(s)- or the name of any feline with an average number of toes.
Turbo's Mittenswhaas987Another 2% thought that Mitt was short for "Gromit," like the dog of "Wallace and Gromit."
no joke this is the teddy i slept with for 5 years straight everytime i was sick and i just found him aww #walace #gromit #walaceandgromit #teddy #sick #cute #toylauren williamsPerhaps he goes by Mitt because it's his favorite sport's equipment. Maybe not.
Mitt RomneyMittRomneysmittens is screwedd h-jAll we do know for sure is that if Willard "Mitt" Romney were to turn into a cat, he'd look like this:

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2% of Americans think Mitt is short for 'Mittens'

According to poll done by 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair, only 6% of Americans know Mitt Romney's real name

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