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Published: Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Updated: Wednesday, December 5, 2012 03:12
[View the story "Funny, but awful, texts that involve Christmas" on Storify]Funny, but awful, texts that involve ChristmasArea codes included. Thanks Texts From Last Night!Storified by McKinzie Brocail · Wed, Dec 05 2012 00:14:09Because nothing shows "Christmas spirit" quite like these text messages.(715):he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.#christmas #tree at #talbotrehabcenterDena Rosko(717):Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudgeHeather's fudge CHRISTMAS 2009 001bjrogerstn(931):dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.he was here!kingdrater(732):just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spiritfavorite holiday :) #tistheseason #wrappingpaper #christmas katieetibbetts(781):my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop(213):so that means christmas in space?(781):imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobiProbably the best thing I've ever seen. #cats #jedi #jedikitty #jedicat #darthvader #darthvaderkitty #starwars #star #wars #starwarscat #fuckyeah #bestBethanie Hanson(251):Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?#monogrammed towelsjaynajurgensen(713): View more from TexasThis dude is being a total douche(832):Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnappsMust not forget the #peppermintschnapps & #hotcocoagarrettcrouch(231):Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.Best Vegas bomb courtesy of @cierachase #alcohol #friends #me #letsgo #vegasbombCarlos Pardo (713):My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.Christmas wreath!! #christmas #wreath #pinecones #red #bow #diy #holidays #sparklesserena
Storified by McKinzie Brocail · Wed, Dec 05 2012 00:14:09
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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